Now, there was a time when I would have continued snarkily, "Is there any other kind?" But I don't feel that way anymore. Be that as it may, I have very little patience with fanfiction and the writers thereof which take themselves seriously.
Here are the icons:
The first one comes from a fic entitled "Shards of the Rain", which I actually found strangely brilliant because it's written in the style of a movie trailer. But what is it trailing? Apparently nothing. How inexplicably delicious! You can read it here, and I highly recommend that you do, because it's very short and it's hilarious.
The second quote comes from a particularly wretched piece of dreck called "The Unicorn and I: A Harry Potter Romance Saga". You can read the sample and background notes featured on pottersues here, and the