Harry Potter Spoilers of Doom.
My first and favorite one was "Willy Wonka becomes a barista at Starbucks by using the Pensieve." How strangely fitting, although it would be funnier if Willy Wonka bought out Starbucks.
Another good one: "Draco Malfoy is killed by Gilderoy Lockhart in the lounge, with the candlestick."
And then this one is so bizarre I have to share it, and then I have to stop right here: "A man with an orange on his head gets pregnant by Harry with a wicked cackle." So...Harry is cackling wickedly, or the man with the orange on his head is cackling wickedly, or "a wicked cackle" is a euphemism for...something?