Mary Arline (queen_of_kithia) wrote,
Mary Arline
queen_of_kithia

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To combat Harry Potter Spoilers...

...you could pre-emptively create your own:

Harry Potter Spoilers of Doom.

My first and favorite one was "Willy Wonka becomes a barista at Starbucks by using the Pensieve." How strangely fitting, although it would be funnier if Willy Wonka bought out Starbucks.

Another good one: "Draco Malfoy is killed by Gilderoy Lockhart in the lounge, with the candlestick."

And then this one is so bizarre I have to share it, and then I have to stop right here: "A man with an orange on his head gets pregnant by Harry with a wicked cackle." So...Harry is cackling wickedly, or the man with the orange on his head is cackling wickedly, or "a wicked cackle" is a euphemism for...something?

Good times.
Tags: books, harry potter, quizzes
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