...and fails miserably.
Shhh...we have to be very quiet..."
"...because Bert is hunting wabbits!" Oh wait, no.
You gotta watch yourself every minute when you're trying to be quiet!"
Some of us more than others.
And no drumming on your drums either...and no listening to the radio...
"...and no reciting your internal monologue..."
Maybe this is just me, but I think it's unreasonable to expect people to refrain from eating crunchy snacks so as not to disturb your reading.