Hey, while we're at it, let's start a petition to give Michelle Kwan an Olympic gold medal!
I joke about it, but had the capability existed in 1998, I probably would have been the first one to sign such a petition. Hell, I probably would have been the one to start it.
But I would have been wrong to do so. It would have been a stupid idea then, and it is a really stupid idea now. Which is why I only mentioned it as a joke. Please don't do it.