But there is now.
I hereby announce my support for Gen. Wesley Clark. I agree with him wholeheartedly on the issues that mean the most to me, which are currently, in descending order: education, gay rights, and the war in Iraq.
Let's start with the last one first. This guy is a MILITARY MAN! He knows what he's doing! Unlike Bush, who is like a monkey with a pleasure button. This is the guy that's going to get us out of this mess, so VOTE FOR HIM!
Gay rights: he's for them! Even more exciting, he uses the Republicans rhetoric to show them the flaws in their theories. To paraphrase: we need to strengthen and protect families...and families include homosexual couples.
Education...I read what it says on his website about education and I cheered out loud. Education is his top priority! He agrees with me that Bush is breaking his "No Child Left Behind" promise! He's going to get rid of this law and put in one that's not stupid.
Another issue that's very important to me: gun control. This man is a gun owner, but supports gun control and the Brady Law. Do you know how rare that is?
I've stopped looking; I've found my candidate. My fellow Americans, if any of you are reading this, I beseech you, in the name of all that is good, PLEASE visit this man's website, see what he has to say, and PLEASE vote for him in November 2004. PLEASE, in the name of all that is good, STOP THE MADNESS!