Mary Arline (queen_of_kithia) wrote,
Mary Arline

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Flames...on the side of my face...

In the most recent episode of Once Upon A Time, Captain Hook referred to Rumpelstiltskin as a coward at least three times.

This from the man who [Spoiler (click to open)]ripped out the heart of an unconscious princess and shot an unarmed woman in the back. In each case, it arguably resulted in a fate worse than death for the victim.

I would like to see at least one of the following scenarios play out in future episodes:

  1. Rumpelstiltskin rips out his heart, doesn't immediately kill him but forces him to disfigure himself with his own hook. To the pain, motherfucker!

  2. If Johnny Depp would oblige us by reprising the role on the small screen, Jack Sparrow comes to Storybrooke, says to Captain Hook, "Hey, quit biting my style!" and then proceeds to kick his ass in signature Sparrow fashion.

At some point, I just want somebody to point out that what he did--[Spoiler (click to open)]specifically, shooting an unarmed woman in the back--essentially breaks every code of honor that has ever existed EVER. I'm this close to joining TV Tropes for the sole purpose of editing all the entries that refer to him fighting by a code of honor. I do not think that word means what they think it means.
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